I Answer The 11 Thing Tag a Little More Slowly Than Most

I got hit with one of those blog question things.  All of the text from the other person is highlighted in black with white text, like this.  My writing is in regular black text on a white background, like this.  Here are the rules:

1. Put the rules of this Tag on your blog.
2. Everyone tagged should tell 11 things about themselves, answer the 11 questions asked by the person who tagged you, tag 11 other people and ask them 11 different questions.
3. Let the people whom you tagged know you've done so.
4. Don't tag anyone who's been tagged before.
5. Really do tag 11 others, and don't go all "if you want to, take this tag".

This seems like a lot of work to me.


And here is your 11 questions:

"Are", you mean to say "are your 11 questions".

1. It's Xmas time, who would you most like to have round for Christmas Dinner? I can't think of anyone who I would like to transform into a sphere.
2. What is your favourite day? Payday.
3. If you could steal an idea and have it as your own and get away with it would you? No, I think credit should be given to the original creator.
4. When cornered by 15 Gypsy's how would you escape? Fight your way through or charm them with a dance? I would fight them speaking in gibberish, have it filmed and release it as Snatch 2: This Time It's Even More Difficult to Understand.  
5. Do you love guns or pop music more? Can't I enjoy both equally?
6. When was the last time you nearly or actually got caught having a play with yourself? About a week ago, I went through as much of the "Boil, boil, toil and trouble" speech from Macbeth that I could remember while showering.  I can't be sure if anyone heard me.
7. In how ever many words it takes describe your most passionate encounter with a Delicious scone or cake. I've never had a Delicious brand scone or cake.  I assume the question refers to a specific brand because "Delicious" is capitalized and one only capitalizes specific nouns when they appear anywhere other than the beginning of a sentence.
8. Do you have any spare money for me? Unfortunately, I do not.  Thank you anyway for asking.
9. Would you stop a fight in the street? Only if one of the combatants was on the ground and the other person didn't stop.  A kid in my middle school suffered severe injuries because his attacker viciously kicked him when he was on the ground and unable to defend himself.  None of the people standing around watching this did anything to stop the attacker.  
10. If you could change the colour of your wee as it came out would you? (more for boys this one) No.
11. I love you do you love me? Sure, but my answer to question eight remains the same.

I will not be passing this on to anyone else.

Here is the original post I'm replying to.