Monday, May 9, 2011

Story Time

Gather 'Round Children, It's Story Time:

A child molester and a child are walking together into the woods. 

It's getting darker and darker as they walk deeper and deeper into the woods and they start hearing strange noises from all around them. With his little voice tinged with fear, the boy looks up and says, “Gee mister I sure am getting scared”.

The child molester looks down at the little boy and replies “You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone.”



-The film Blue Valentine includes this joke to good effect  
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26 comments:

  1. CPHMay 9, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    lololololol terrible

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  2. D4May 9, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    AHAH

    Cough. That was not funny! >:|

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  3. 13-c-a-t-sMay 9, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    that was kinda dark! (but funny)

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  4. GMay 9, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    very funny....dark but very funny

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  5. Daniel SmothermanMay 9, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Dark humor haha

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  6. DaveMay 9, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    Yeah its defo funny, on the dark side kind of thing but funny lol. following.

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  7. Brandon SampleMay 9, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    poor kid

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  8. jaykaydeeMay 9, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    omg. why does it have to be funny AND sad. haha
    i heard blue valentine was good. still need to watch it. :3

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  9. ArcitaMay 9, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    lol. who made those drawings?

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  10. 123May 9, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    i feel your pain, little boy ;_;

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  11. T. Roger ThomasMay 9, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    @Arcita

    I created the images.

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  12. AnonymousMay 9, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    Lol very dark humor here!

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  13. ArcitaMay 9, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    oh they're pretty good. they add a dramatic touch to the story heh.

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  14. T. Roger ThomasMay 9, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    @Arcita

    Thanks for the kind words.

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  15. AtleyMay 9, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    that is indeed some dark humor... eww....

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  16. AnonymousMay 10, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    hehe, love you humor mate!

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  17. JayPowerMay 10, 2011 at 2:47 AM

    Darkkk humour, love it :P

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  18. Nicolas CageMay 10, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    Mindblowing art. lol

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  19. Solsby KidMay 10, 2011 at 7:25 AM

    Verrry dark humour

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  20. DejchMay 10, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    nice drawing :)

    +following

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  21. randomerMay 10, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Haha that's just horrible.

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  22. BigMikeMay 10, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    you don't want to laugh but as soon as you think about it a second time you cant help but smile...

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  23. ChipMay 10, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    cool beans hahah Nice

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  24. ShonaMay 10, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    Ouch! >.< I wasn't going to read this joke, but I mean, it sorta ended funny? xD

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  25. christophersonMay 10, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    always on the top of my list for jokes to tell. and i'm looking forward even more to watching blue valentine.

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  26. MalkavianMay 10, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    Hahahahaha didnt saw that one comming

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