I just returned home from Vegas with a little extra cash in my wallet thanks to the Heat winning the NBA Eastern Conference Finals.
Unfortunately, I discovered that the sports books in Vegas don't offer the option of betting on women's college softball. For three weekends a year I find myself inexplicably watching college girls play the Regionals, Super Regionals and the Women's College World Series of softball. I was hoping to be able to add the interest that comes with having money on the line to my time spent watching women's softball.
This year, I like the ladies of Arizona State University to win it all because they have ten players with batting averages over .300 and I'm all about the hits (ba-dum-phss):
Ironic that even with an inflatable one in the background
hers is still the most severe duckface in the photo
That's right keep smiling and tell them it was a softball accident
Who needs eye shadow?
With the NBA season almost over and their games only taking place once every few days and the MLB season having settled into the monotony that comes with playing 162 games in a season, the post-season of women's college softball fills a void in my need to watch people risk injury to their bodies for my entertainment.