Monday, May 9, 2011

Story Time

Gather 'Round Children, It's Story Time:

A child molester and a child are walking together into the woods. 

It's getting darker and darker as they walk deeper and deeper into the woods and they start hearing strange noises from all around them. With his little voice tinged with fear, the boy looks up and says, “Gee mister I sure am getting scared”.

The child molester looks down at the little boy and replies “You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone.”



-The film Blue Valentine includes this joke to good effect  

27 comments:

  1. AHAH

    Cough. That was not funny! >:|

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  2. that was kinda dark! (but funny)

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  3. very funny....dark but very funny

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  4. Yeah its defo funny, on the dark side kind of thing but funny lol. following.

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  5. omg. why does it have to be funny AND sad. haha
    i heard blue valentine was good. still need to watch it. :3

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  6. lol. who made those drawings?

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  7. i feel your pain, little boy ;_;

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  8. oh they're pretty good. they add a dramatic touch to the story heh.

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  9. @Arcita

    Thanks for the kind words.

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  10. that is indeed some dark humor... eww....

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  11. Awesome post man! Great find! Keep up the good blogging!

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  12. you don't want to laugh but as soon as you think about it a second time you cant help but smile...

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  13. Ouch! >.< I wasn't going to read this joke, but I mean, it sorta ended funny? xD

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  14. always on the top of my list for jokes to tell. and i'm looking forward even more to watching blue valentine.

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  15. Hahahahaha didnt saw that one comming

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