For some time now I've seen people ask if I or someone else is "a wizard". One man in particular seems to be interested in knowing this information:
I'm over here. No, no, I'm not over there.
Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you?
At least have the decency to use a question mark in the future.
I believe I have come up with an appropriate response:
First, there was Mr. Wizard. Then there was Beakman's World.
Now who will take up the torch of TV based science edutainment?