Dirty Girl of the Month

Milani, a top heavy woman, is the official Dirty Girl of April 2013.  I believe all women are beautiful.  Unlike a now disgraced formed tenured professor in the field of physics however I do not believe that a few photos an an elaborate ruse would be enough to get me to fly to South America to meet her.  Here is the link to the New York Times article that features the tale of a lying former tenured professor who got himself tossed into the clink in South America for trying to smuggle coke.  Part of his claim is that he believed he was carrying on an online relationship with this gorgeous, world famous model.  His story, backed by computer and phone records, is that someone pretending to be Milani lured him to South America and asked him to bring a suitcase back to the United States with him because, he believed, she supposedly left her suitcase at the hotel where they were scheduled to meet.  

If you like, I can help clean off that sand.

Via

If you like, I can help clean off those Polka Dots

Via


My Favorite Kind of Honeypot


Not my Favorite Kind of Honeypot
Via Archer Season 1, Episode 5

If you do a quick internet search, you can find even more steamy photos of Milani as well.

Community is Back on NBC

The NBC comedy Community is back on NBC tonight at 8:30 p.m.  While I enjoy the show because it is well written, has a terrific cast and the production value tends to be high, the name of this blog is Clean Sheets and Dirty Girls.  I present the best reason for watching Community, Alison Brie:

Cute but She Doesn't Look Like a Dirty Girl, Yet

 Getting Warmer

Warmer Still 

 There We Go

If you need further proof of Alison Brie's dirty side, or you just want to laugh at something naughty, check out her appearance in the first episode of short lived series "The Committee" on FunnyOrDie.com.  I would embed the video right here but I want to keep riding the Google Adsense train to Gravy Town* and the fine people in Mountain View aren't crazy about including strongly sexual or profane content and, bluntly, this video is filthy.

*Not a real place